Curly is the thinnest of all the Mojo crew and as such is the fastest up the hills. There are other staff members making more power and creating more grip (see: gravity) but their sheer bulk means Curl kicks everyones ass...

Curl laps Cwmcarn in 45 mins ish...

He has more bikes than you can shake a stick at and is a founder member of the in-house 80mm hardtail discussion group. A group that despite recent union legislation is banned by Mojo management... Curtlo, 5 x Yeti (plus a Yeti roadbike!), Orange, Spesh, Kona, enough bikes? Curly is like a Jackdaw, he likes to keep anything that's aluminium and shiny and has a collection of anodised crap the like of which the Victoria and Albert museum would be envious of... He owns a Vauxhall Nova which is apparently , the GLS...

Curly even makes his collection of historic (not 'retro', that's another trend, this is 'historic') lycra look baggy.